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Finally someone who can back up the "I fucked your mom" sentence. One time my ex and I were kind of arguing and I wanted to end it do I just said 'yeah well my balls have been in your mouth. She just looked at me for a second and then shrugged, 'yeah true. Then she put them in again

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My old roommate used to set his Tinder at 38 to 55 we were 22 year old degenerates and had quite a few adventures actually meeting "MILFs" that way. Many were pretty well off and just looking to have fun. An old coworker went down some rabbit hole with these and ended up on a Russian wife site.

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He then went to the Ukraine and she stole all of his money while he was sleeping. Writing from Ukraine. Here some people working in this kind of chats and the whole reason is to make customer buy gifts.

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Many guys are working there texting with a fake photo and if the client wanna make a call - a girl can take over. Video calls pay more. If there were hotties in that small-ass town, trust me, everyone would know.

My favourite like that is "Dozens of hot women in [scary small town] want to fuck! Firstly there aren't dozens of any kind of women in that town, let alone hot ones, and secondly if one of the inhabitants did want to "fuck" it would actually be they wanted to fuck you up.

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I mean, aside from the fact it's not true, I don't even like to pull over there, the last thing I want to do is click to connect with someone who lives there. I live in a Czech village and our ISP's servers, routers whatever are located in a local one horse town Votice.

It's funny seeing about all the hot, diverse girls that want to chat from Votice as outside Prague this country is pretty homogenous. Or after listening to him on youtube being made aware that I could get tickets to see Barry White do a concert in Votice despite him being dead.

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Lol, I live 45 minutes or so from Hamlet, NC. This is soooooooo accurate and funny. Makes you wonder what kind of adverts astronauts in the International Space Station get.

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I have a side job as a real estate agent. A year later they were married. How that happened I still never know.

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Still a better lovestory than Twilight. Continue this thread. Since this has a serious tag: My old roommate used to set his Tinder at 38 to 55 we were 22 year old degenerates and had quite a few adventures actually meeting "MILFs" that way.

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Sorry to hear about your friend being roped :. Such is life in the zone. What a happy ending.

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Were some of them hot? Did they ever give him shit? Did he have many repeat customers?

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He then went to the Ukraine. Same for my town dude. More posts from the AskReddit community. Created Jan 25, Top posts january 20th Top posts of january, Top posts Back to Top.